In the mood for some jokes? These dentist-themed jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face! Fair warning: quite a few of the following dentist jokes are very much in the vein of “dad jokes,” and might have you groaning through the chuckles, too.
Brace yourself for these very punny dentist jokes, we’ve extracted the best teeth jokes just for you! (See what we did there?)
1. When is the best time to go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty.
2. What did the dentist say to TIger Woods?
You’ve got a hole in one!
3. Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?
Because Egypt his tooth.
4. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A dentis.
5. If a kid has 25 candy bars and eats 22 of them, what is he left with?
Cavities.
6. What award did the dentist win?
A little plaque.
7. Why did the deer have to go to the dentist?
Because he had buck teeth.
8. What is the dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
The floss-iraptor!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. What does the dentist give to the bear with a toothache?
Anything it wants!
11. What do tuba players use to brush their teeth?
A tuba toothpaste!
12. Where do killer whales go to get their teeth straightened?
The orca-dontist.
13. A: Knock knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: Dish
B: Dish who?
A: Dish is how I talk since I lost my teeth!
14. Dentist: Do you floss?
Patient: Religiously.
Dentist [skeptically]: Really?
Patient: Of course, every Christmas and Easter!
15. Someone told me to put my money where my mouth is, so I got gold fillings.
16. My teeth were stained, so my dentist asked me if I smoke or drink coffee. I told him I drink it.
17. My dentist has a tv in the exam room, I go there to Netflix and drill.
18. My dentist said I should floss more, so I started taking dancing lessons.
19. My dentist put all caps on my teeth, and now I can’t stop shouting!
20. I have no idea why some people hate going to the dentist so much. In my experience, it can be very refilling!
We hope these dentist jokes brought a smile to your face and some extra brightness to your day!